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The Bacon....
Lording!
[info]neon_ice
Okay I have to say that over the years I have overheard some very strange conversations, but the one I heard the other day just takes the cake. Seriously it was just so random I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

It starts off with me and [info]almiraswolf in the Subway store in Salisbury, we had gone in there for breakfast subs and were both sitting happily enjoying them when this american couple came in to order some food too.
Well the american woman asked for a Mega Breakfast (which, for those who don't know, consists of Sausage, Egg, Bacon and Cheese) and the woman serving put some bacon on first and the american woman spoke up straight away saying "No, no bacon, it doesn't look cooked properly" followed by "Are you trying to kill me?" which was said in a joking way but still the poor girl at the counter must have been wondering what the hell was going on. Then as the american woman moved on down to the end of the counter where her husband was getting drinks she came out with "The problem with the British is that you don't cook your bacon properly, it's not crispy enough"

At this point I just wanted to burst out laughing cause I found it so damn funny and me and Almiras were just looking at each other, trying not to start laughing XD
Seriously that was just so random, to think that she thought a proper shop like that, that sells meat products, would have uncooked meat to let customers eat is just lol, but there we go. Also I think we british make our bacon crispy enough, it's just we prefer to have a fair bit of the meat left rather than have something which resembles crackling, but I'm not going to get into the best way of cooking bacon or who dose it better.

Also in other random news... POKEMON GOLD AND SILVER DS REMAKES OH MY SNFJKADNGJFlgbnrjlgfsbjgklafnjlg!!!!! (Happy Spaz dance!) Yay I'm so happy that they're going to be remaking those games, I know I'll definitely be importing them when they're available :D

LOL XD That was awesome, if I was braver I would have shouted out "THATS RACIST!!!" 8D

Seriously though, its not like all British people cook their bacon the same way - I love it crispy too and cook it perfectly fine!


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